One of Planet Earth's Epic Adventures: Told by a Slightly Less Than Epic Guy

Doofus Dad Does Everest Base Camp: One of Planet Earth's epic adventures told by a slightly-less-than-epic guy

by Mark E. Johnson

4.7 out of 5

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I've never been one for epic adventures. I'm more of a stay-at-home-and-watch-TV kind of guy. But when my friend Dave asked me if I wanted to join him on a round-the-world trip, I couldn't say no.

After all, how often do you get the chance to see the world with your best friend?

So I packed my bags and set off on the adventure of a lifetime. And let me tell you, it was epic.

We started in New York City, the city that never sleeps. We saw the Statue of Liberty, Times Square, and the Empire State Building. We ate pizza, hot dogs, and cheesecake. And we met all sorts of interesting people from all over the world.

From New York, we flew to London. London is a city steeped in history and culture. We visited Buckingham Palace, the Tower of London, and the British Museum. We saw the changing of the guard, took a ride on the London Eye, and drank tea at a traditional English pub.

From London, we took a train to Paris. Paris is a city of romance and beauty. We visited the Eiffel Tower, the Louvre Museum, and the Arc de Triomphe. We ate croissants, baguettes, and cheese. And we fell in love with the city's charm and elegance.

From Paris, we flew to Rome. Rome is a city of ancient ruins and historical landmarks. We visited the Colosseum, the Roman Forum, and the Vatican City. We ate pasta, pizza, and gelato. And we learned about the history and culture of one of the world's oldest civilizations.

From Rome, we took a train to Florence. Florence is a city of art and architecture. We visited the Uffizi Gallery, the Duomo, and the Ponte Vecchio. We ate Florentine steak, pasta, and gelato. And we admired the works of Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and Botticelli.

From Florence, we flew to Athens. Athens is a city of ancient history and mythology. We visited the Acropolis, the Parthenon, and the Temple of Zeus. We ate souvlaki, gyros, and baklava. And we learned about the birthplace of democracy and Western civilization.

From Athens, we took a ferry to Santorini. Santorini is a Greek island of stunning beauty. We visited the whitewashed villages, the black sand beaches, and the caldera. We ate fresh seafood, drank local wine, and watched the sunset over the Aegean Sea.

From Santorini, we flew to Istanbul. Istanbul is a city of two continents, Europe and Asia. We visited the Hagia Sophia, the Blue Mosque, and the Grand Bazaar. We ate kebabs, Turkish delight, and baklava. And we experienced the vibrant culture and history of this ancient city.

From Istanbul, we flew to Cairo. Cairo is a city of ancient wonders and modern skyscrapers. We visited the Pyramids of Giza, the Sphinx, and the Egyptian Museum. We ate falafel, koshary, and baklava. And we learned about the history and culture of one of the world's oldest civilizations.

From Cairo, we flew to Petra. Petra is a Jordanian city of ancient ruins carved into sheer rock faces. We visited the Treasury, the Siq, and the Monastery. We ate mansaf, makluba, and baklava. And we explored the hidden wonders of this ancient city.

From Petra, we flew to Dubai. Dubai is a city of luxury and excess. We visited the Burj Khalifa, the Dubai Mall, and the Palm Jumeirah. We ate at Michelin-starred restaurants, shopped at designer boutiques, and rode in Lamborghinis.

From Dubai, we flew to Mumbai. Mumbai is a city of contrasts, with slums and skyscrapers side by side. We visited the Gateway of India, the Taj Mahal Palace Hotel, and the Elephanta Caves. We ate street food, vegetarian thalis, and kulfi. And we experienced the vibrant culture and history of this ancient city.

From Mumbai, we flew to Bangkok. Bangkok is a city of temples and canals. We visited the Grand Palace, the Emerald Buddha Temple, and the Wat Pho Temple. We ate pad thai, khao soi, and mango sticky rice. And we experienced the vibrant culture and history of this ancient city.

From Bangkok, we flew to Sydney. Sydney is a city of iconic landmarks and natural beauty. We visited the Sydney Opera House, the Harbour Bridge, and Bondi Beach. We ate meat pies, vegemite sandwiches, and pavlova. And we enjoyed the laid-back lifestyle and friendly people of this vibrant city.

From Sydney, we flew to Los Angeles. Los Angeles is a city of dreams and stars. We visited Hollywood, Beverly Hills, and the Santa Monica Pier. We ate burgers, fries, and tacos. And we saw the famous Hollywood sign and the Walk of Fame.

From Los Angeles, we flew to Honolulu. Honolulu is a city of paradise and relaxation. We visited Waikiki Beach, Diamond Head, and Pearl Harbor. We ate poke bowls, Spam musubi, and shave ice. And we enjoyed the beautiful beaches, lush rainforests, and vibrant culture of this island paradise.

I'm so grateful that I had the opportunity to experience this epic adventure with my best friend. We saw some amazing things, met some incredible people, and created memories that will last a lifetime.

If you're thinking about embarking on an epic adventure of your own, I say go for it! Just be prepared for the unexpected, and don't forget to bring a sense of humor.

Doofus Dad Does Everest Base Camp: One of Planet Earth's epic adventures told by a slightly-less-than-epic guy

by Mark E. Johnson

4.7 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	14902 KB
Text-to-Speech	:	Enabled
Screen Reader	:	Supported
Enhanced typesetting	:	Enabled
Word Wise	:	Enabled
Print length	:	216 pages
Lending	:	Enabled

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